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I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.
Oh, it’s all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower the pressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it’ll fizz. It’ll fizz for sure.
In some places it already does in the summer :)
Soda springs geyser: am I a joke to you?
Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?
There’s an “illegal aliens from Mexico” joke here but I’m too stoned to come up with it.
There is a lot of ahcktually going on in here for what was a decently good dad joke.
Can someone explain the joke for me?
When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it’s described as flat.
