Cruz told POLITICO that his amendment is about ensuring that political VIPs aren’t endangered as they pass through public spaces in airports.
Viral photos of politicians jetting off to a tropical hideaway during a deadly cold wave might become a lot rarer under legislation being pushed by Sen. Ted Cruz.
The Texas Republican — infamously photographed by a gawker while en route to Cancún in 2021 — is proposing a bill amendment that would offer lawmakers a dedicated security escort at airports, along with expedited screening outside of public view. That could make it much less likely that the politicians’ comings and goings would become fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery.
The measure would also provide the same special treatment to federal judges and Cabinet members, as well as a limited number of their family and staff. Cruz is trying to attach the amendment to a major aviation policy bill, S. 1939, that is expected to be marked up in the Senate Commerce Committee on Thursday.
Ted, listen. Maybe if you weren’t a horrible legislator, and an even worse excuse for a human, people would not feel the need to slightly inconvenience you at the airport.
and an even worse excuse for a human…
Which he totally is and feels human shame for this.
And not collectively, for he is one being and not many!
STOP calling him TED! His BIRTHNAME is RAFAEL!
He should have to use the name he was assigned at birth!
I agree. Leave it to a shit like him to worry that his name was too ethnic sounding
Yeah Ted, work on being just a little less punchable. I think this is a you problem.
“I would like an act of law shield me from the consequences of my actions and accountability to my constituency.” -Ted Cruz probably
“I would also like this paid for by taxpayers or any other form of Socialism for us fat tax wasting leeches…”
—Rafael Cruz
His constituency is already refusing to hold him accountable, so…
When elected officials need to be segregated from the people they serve, they should be removed from their post. You are here to represent the people, not rule over us.
The president is pretty segregated from us
Can you truly represent the people if you hide from them, Ted? Weren’t you elected to represent?
Absolutely not.
If you want to act like a dipshit you need to be held accountable for your dipshittery.
Buy it yourself, Teddy. No socialism, remember?
Is the coward suddenly afraid of the general public? What reason might people have that they would dislike him?
I can’t figure it out. I mean everyone down in Cancun loves him!
Yea, but he was talking about airports, which implies leaving Cancun.
I saw this rat faced fuck at IAH back in October. Not a single person was trying to interact with him and he already had a state trooper escort with a wide buffer zone around him. He had that smarmy, stupid smile on that stupid dumb face of his. It ruined my whole day.
And what’s not been mentioned yet here is that one has to be checked by TSA before being in this area. Aside from his snowflake feelies, what’s he worried bout?
Oh no no, you either decrease airport security for everyone, or you shut the fuck up.
Fine, everybody gets VIP escorts to their plane.
What if we just hung a VIP sign in front of the security and told Teddy that it has all been fixed?
You might be onto something!
Can’t risk interacting with the peasants, their poverty might be contagious. That’s how that works, right?
Yes just like the mega church pastor who has a private jet so he “doesn’t have to fly with the demons.”
Kenneth Copeland. The URL for this is a little unwieldy since it was archived with a bunch of parameters but here’s the video where he says it. Little after 2:50 if you want to skip to that part, first few minutes have some interesting weirdness too though.
There’s also this interview about the quote where he does a pretty good reenactment of the Fellowship of the Rings movie scene where Bilbo lunges at the ring around Frodo’s neck (timestamp 4:15).
“Lucifer in the flesh”–Ted’s fellow Republican John Boehner. As Cruz’s former college roommate, Craig Mazin, once put it, “One thing Ted Cruz is really good at: uniting people who otherwise disagree about everything else in a total hatred of Ted Cruz.” George W. Bush: “I just don’t like the guy.” Bob Dole: “I don’t know how he’s going to deal with Congress. Nobody likes him.” John Boehner: “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” Lindsey Graham: “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”
Okay but counterpoint: I want to throw rocks at Ted Cruz in an airport
You make a compelling argument.
He scared of something happening to his punk ass.
hes scared of being jumped the next time he tries to abandon his constituents (and dog) to a frozen death.
I would MUCH rather my Tax Dollars be used for that then to feed STARVING AMERICAN CHILDREN!
Dipshit is a prime example of the faction in his party rallying voters to do the things he’s so afraid of. What a cowardly, two-faced, dirtbag.
