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4 panel comic frame
1st frame - coupon stating FREE CHEESE PIZZA ON YOUR BIRTHDAY 2nd frame - Jesus Christ is laughing happily 3rd frame - Pizza place is closed on Christmas 4th frame - Jesus’ face is looking tormented
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Something something passion of the crust
Cheesus Crust, man.
I guess it’s a good thing Jesus’s birthday was probably sometime between June and October and Christmas is just another pagan holiday
And yet, many Christians happily celebrate it.
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Christians already demand today that only their holiday be recognized at the same time that several other prominent holidays are celebrated by other religions and cultures. The fact that that holiday itself is plagiarized and displaced a previous wholly unrelated holiday is the least surprising thing.
Oh lol it’s this
Hopefully he can find a Chinese place open for business:-).
Or a Waffle House
Ooh good call:-D. Now for some unknown, totally unconnected reason I think I want… bacon. :-P
Something something Easter
Jesus wants “cheese pizza”?
Uhmmm…
Definitely thought you were going somewhere else with cheese pizza and the Catholic church…
Yeah Constantine just pulled christmas out his ass, but i doubt Jesus has proof of ID either
