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If you have been wrongly executed, please call 1-800-555-GOWRON
I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!
sent to Rura Penthe
I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.
My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.
An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?
Do I still have a case?
We actually have a class action suit for that very thing. Let me DM you the details.
Transporter buffer imprisonment
This is a horrifying concept and you bet I would send a Klingon law team after someone for that.
Console explosion
Do they have experience/success with suing The Federation? I heard they recently added Borg parts to all their ships - seems reckless to me.
