"Why do they need this?" he [Putin] said.
Because the last country you said didn’t need NATO is currently under 30% occupation by your military while the remaining 70% is being attacked daily by that same military of yours.
“It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Finnish.”
Finland got accelerated NATO membership because of Russia/Putin making a bunch of threats about them so i think they damn well did have problems before. Fucking creep.
You know which russian neighbour also didn’t have any problems? Norway. And you know what? They have been a NATO founding member. Coincidence? I don’t think so. The only one who is going to have a problem is vova.
I have absolute confidence that Finland will absolutely counter any aggressive actions all by themselves if they need to.
They have an absolutely staggering amount of artillery and you can be sure it’s all pre-sighted and ready to make any silly invasion attempts an absolute blood bath.
They also have a powerful and decentralised airforce, setup to operate from their highways and backwater air fields should the need arise.
Finland out of any nation in Europe would be the least of my worries about its ability to defend themselves, they have been gearing up and planning to defend against Russian aggression for generations, their people are motivated and I believe already armed with their service rifles after they complete their mandatory service period.
Add NATO membership into it and Russian threats are just laughable, dragging such a powerful and motivated foe into a war you are already struggling badly with would be incredibly stupid, not that that rules it out I guess.
Also they are a functional country. I really think that would make a huge difference. Fighting from your homeland under a government you voted for where things get done.
The current government received less votes than the opposition but got the seats (somewhat like gerrymandering but not quite). Two of the four parties are very aligned with Putin’s ideologies but they have to show an anti-Russia face after the mainland attack on Ukraine (during the Crimea invasion they voted against sanctions towards Russia)
Narrator: Finland had many problems with Putin before.
Finland’s plan is to smash a bunch of Nokia 3310s with runes on them, in a hydraulic press with Hakita’s blood, and Simo Hayah will pop out of the fucking ether with a Mosin. Be afraid Russia.