Because people would demand the butthole cut
Would this one star Dame Judi Dench’s asshole too, or would they go with the more playful anus of Dame Helen Mirren, do you think?
Those siamese cats will need a rewrite
I liked Breakfast at Tiffany’s as a kid and I remember being 10 or 11 and realizing Mr. Yunioshi was fucked up. And then a few years later, realizing Holly Golightly is a prostitute involved with the mafia.
Parenting seems hard. I think my mom was like, “Whatever. An old Audrey Hepburn movie. It’s probably like My Fair Lady.” Nope!
What a ride this comment was :)
I mean, how are they going to get an actor to do a flip off of a trapeze onto a dildo lubed with whale oil while singing “dixie”?
Ohhhh, wait, you said aristocats
They should do an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover. Dead sexy
I would watch the hell out of an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover
