• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    No! No I didn’t!

    I never get that thing you sent me! I’ve never gotten that thing you sent me, and I’m beginning to wonder if you ever once sent me anything!

    While I’m at it, if I HAD gotten that thing you sent me—EVER!—I doubt I’d be interested in what it said.

    For well over a decade I’ve been hoping someone would respond with that when I ask if they got that thing.

    I’ve said “just cram a penny in there” almost as often and I’m starting to think I need to find an Alvish electrician to get the right answer.

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    1 year ago

    I haven’t had bread for months. I’ve had a wallear for a Kaiser roll or somethin’ starchy. Oyster crackers. Anything! A sammich without bread isn’t a sammich! It’s meat with mustard on your hands!

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        1 year ago

        The whole show is pure comedy gold.

        You know, Colbert deserves every ounce of his success but it will always make me a little sad that him getting The Colbert Report effectively led to the end of Harvey Birdman. The show couldn’t survive the loss of his voice for both Phil and Reducto.