Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.
I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.
Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.
It’s a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.
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The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.
I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper
Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?
Friend of mine: ‘Haven’t been “Dr Perky” since my first kid.’
All this and yet Mr. Pibb is a step too far.
Dr Perfect
Ok buddy, chill out.
I’m not looking for Dr. Perfect, just Dr. Right.
Mom: Have you seen a Real Doctor yet?
Me: …yes…
You missed Professor Peppy.
I know there’s probably more, but i feel like this one is important.
He’s not a real doctor!
Whaaat?
See? Does that look like Professor Peppy to you?
how do you know it’s a He 😮💨
The professor and I know each other well.
In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.
No thanks. I’ll stick with my Bepis.
Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series
Dr.who now that’s a soda I have yet to try
Doctor:I’m the doctor. Me: dr what? Doctor: no no you’re supposed to say who. Why did you say what. Doctor who intro starts and the title is “the carbonated waters of Mars”
Not pictured: Dr. Smooth
(although it’s been a long time - maybe they don’t make this anymore?)
Ha, Dr perky. Nice.
I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show
Becker was on for so long but a lot of people still never gave it a chance.
Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.
