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You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it
Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?
It’s the future
Username checks out
Now subtract 4, that’s your age!
23 is smaller than 100000000.
I’m using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it’s not
Calm down Darryl, it’s only a rehearsal.
Rehearse this! knocks over mug, storms off sound stage
But it will be… in four years!
fucking wizards…
If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(
holy shit this really works!
Whoaaaaaaa
My whole life has been a lie 😭
Take your age
Multiply it by zero
That is the age you were when you were born.
Omg this worked for me
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But what if your age was a division by 0
