“I learned participant observation from watching you” is such a phenomenal line

One day I found myself waiting until 6:30pm to go to the pub, knowing all the parents and kids have normally left by then. Now I celebrate Diwali and I’m a non-religious white Australian. How did this happen? I have skincare products now, for fuck’s sake. It could happen to you!

“Son, we need to talk. We found your stash of Marvin Harris books.”

It’s too late for me. I read a David Graeber book and got anthro-pilled