• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Be the change you wish to see in the world. Kill an archduke out front of your local sandwich shop.

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      2 days ago

      But only after your coconspirators fail in a series of fuckups that would make for a perfect In Bruges style dark comedy

      Will never not find it hilarious that Nedeljko Čabrinović threw a grenade, ate his cyanide, and jumped off a bridge, but the grenade didn’t kill anyone, the cyanide was expired, and the river was near dry so he only broke his legs and vomited