The fun part is I really did get this goofy little thing off amazon, and it wasn’t even the smallest size they had listed!
See if you can spot the difference here:
vs:
Fucking amazon… but at least it sure works for you guys, this is the absolutely the
c u t e s tmicrobikini I own now! LMFAO though, not exactly what I was trying for.Is this the time when Amazon does know better what is appropriate for you than you know yourself? 🤔 You might want to check your shopping history…
You know what that’s a good point, maybe amazon does know better than I do…
Now I’m curious to see the other mico bikinis.
I don’t think the bikini is the problem, it could be far smaller. The problem is that you’re not supposed to wear stripper boots on the beach.
Agreed, far too much coverage!
I prefer to think of it as a “tantalizingly enticing” amount of coverage. It leaves just enough to the imagination to really encourage taking it off and finding out what’s underneath…
A very good angle to make that point! You’ve convinced me!
I’m glad to see the idea of taking it off is so a-peel-ing!
Peeling it off would be appreciated by the boner you caused. That is a great tease.
Hahaha thanks, though really I think all the credit belongs to amazon. Without their help, this ass wouldn’t be all tantalizing like it is right now.
It does occur that we’ve not seen the rear view, it could make or break the whole outfit.
seconding this. I hate when the product photos only show the front, how do we know if its fits on the back side?
Are the ribbons on your hips tied tight? Just curious here, which means I wouldn’t be against a pleasant surprise if I ever see you wear it ☺️
Well, take it off, pull to the side, tear off in the throes of passion, all depends how the mood strikes.
Hahaha! Admittedly, raises the temperature in the room though 🔥
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