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qaz@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

“Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base”

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“Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base”

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qaz@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/36189756

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  • redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When asked to elaborate on if carrots would be involved in any discipline researchers were told to “Get out.”

  • fraksken@infosec.pub
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    we quickly encountered problems in sourcing willing volunteers for our study, however, and the ethics committee was adamant that the use of unwilling volunteers would result in disciplinary action.

    Gold. I’d volunteer 🤤

    • mental_block@lemmy.wtf
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      Farm to ass?

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        …aaaand it’s a tab on Pornhub.

        • Deconceptualist@leminal.space
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          And farmersonly.com

    • 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Me too

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Lol @ the one with the tail in the last pic

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    This could’ve won an IgNobel if it were real.

    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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      No, an IgNobel winner first makes you laugh, than makes you think. This just makes me laugh.

      • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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        It makes me just think… 🤔😏

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    So where’s the market on this one? We going to start seeing these on grocery store shelves or am I going to have to buy this discreetly?

    Personally, I’d prefer farm to table.

    • qaz@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m not sure demand is high enough yet for farm to table. I’m expecting DIY grow at home kits to launch soon though

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      Farm to table or farm to anus

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        No thanks, I’m not that into farmers.

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          Thats anus to farm

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    I’m so sad this wasn’t real.

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    I’ve discovered a fundamental flaw in this study. A few reasons people use carrots is that they are cheap, and they are discreet. Presumably this variant would be significantly more expensive. Also, nobody thinks you’re buying a regular to pleasure yourself, not the cashier, not your wife.

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    We are going to have to science the shit out of this one

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    I’m sure if someone was making a real study like this, they would get it accepted somewhere with proper peer review.

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    Endovegephilia is such a cursed word.

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    Bro what in the “i want to remove my eyes” fuck is that

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      Innovation

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