This is the most simp-y shit I’ve ever heard of. You don’t bail out a billionaire.
I really hate the term “simp” but it really fits here. Having legions of people pledging scraps of cash to literally the wealthiest personon Earth is just so… pathetic.
Yeah I generally avoid that word, but this is nearly textbook.
It’s conservatroids trying to show that they have economic power too. They have big spending companies too! Like Babylon Bee! Yeah! Take that, libs!
Lol. Also, I’ve run ads on Twitter and it was a waste of money. Facebook ads work 100x better. Reddit was awful too. So these dicks are just pissing money away. After all - there’s a reason they weren’t already big spending advertisers on Twitter: because it sucks.
They’d just be burning the money anyway.
Oh wow Andrew Tate is one of them.
Gee, when you look at all these manbaby assholes who cry about being canceled, one thing starts to stand out. They’re all manbaby assholes. Maybe if every canceled person is a manbaby asshole, then getting cancelled is actually about not liking manbaby assholes? And not about killing freedom of speech? It’s just… the pattern is undeniable.
Stop using the fucking platform idiots.
Elon finally found his people. The MAGA poverty level white Christian who hates everything that gives them that rush of energy, because their life otherwise barely has a pulse.
Murder by words, my goodness.
Got it. Tim Pool, Andrew Tate and the CEO of Babylon Bee are all antisemites who believe Jews are going to wipe them out.
Not that I’m surprised, I’m just glad we have it on record.
“Liberal” Tim Pool. Dude is such a joke and grifter
Good! That’s fewer right wing dollars going toward politicians.
Huh… good point.
This is actually a good thing! Let them all bundle up together and maybe they can fund and start his little society on mars and he can take all the right wing cunts with him. Then they can go cry about women and minorities together without bothering the rest of us.
They can start their own handmaid’s tale on Mars. Let’s see how many women they can get to join these super manly men.
start his little society on mars
“The system destroying the Earth will actually do the opposite on Mars!”
As much as I would LOVE to see them waste their money on this, we know they are all talk and no action and won’t actually contribute anything.
That’s the best part, they’re all grifters trying to get attention, they won’t pay a fucking cent.
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Beautiful analogy
Well good. Clowns should congregate in a circus, it keeps them off the streets and out of our hedges and sewers.
It’s funny cause they need the audience to “trigger” that Twitter/X has, just going on Truth Social or a bespoke political site doesn’t provide that. If X had no libs they wouldn’t wanna be on it cause it would be boring.
Ahhh yes, bailing out the richest man on Earth for doing dumb ass shit that a 9 year old would pull. So good at business.
Hey! My nine year old would never say anything bigoted on purpose.
Eh, but you can pay most 9 year olds to say anything, even dumb stuff, just like the elongated muskrat. You just have to give them cash.
Get ready for My Pillow ads on Xitter, formally known as shitter.
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Let the scam artist part them from their money if they’re dumb enough to defend him and fund him.
My only question is do we pronounce the “x” in xitter like “x” would be pronounced in a Chinese word? “Sh-itter”?
I pronounce it Twitter and will continue to dead name the website for as long as Musk dead names his trans child.
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I mean that goes without saying too lol
That’s my camp as well. But I’m willing to call it shitter when necessary. :D
Twatter works fine for me in that regard lol
That’s how I’ve been doing it.
I just pronounce it as ten.
Oh good, then twatter can now become as successful as Truth social…
