The Huntsman - Australia’s friendliest spider.
We’d give them the name man’s best friend if they were big enough to hug.
I’ve had this is reverse… I was at work talking to a few people and I feel the hairs on my ankle move so brush my other foot over it, feel in again so brush my foot again. Happened a third time and I’m like this is getting serious so lift my leg up to brush it with my hand and cop a handful of huntsman. It’s about that time I realise someone was watching my foot the whole time and she didn’t say a thing, just let the whole thing play out
That sounds like something that I would absolutely do. Just observe and wait for chaos to happen while making a vague comment from time to time
“Hey, how many legs do you normally have on your leg?”
My current apartment has some weird issue with tiny flies. When we viewed it there were millions of dead tiny flies on the floors. Figured it was just because the windows had been left open, but no, they’re still around. We’ve cleaned top to bottom and they’re still hanging around. Hella annoying.
Anyway, when a hair moves ever so slightly here, it’s always a bloody fly. Gods I wish we had a spider infestation instead.
Are they like fruit flies? This might sound strange, but wash the walls. Fly eggs will get laid on walls, so washing them off will make a decent impact. You’ll have to do it a couple times
I’ll give this a go! We’ve not found any particular congregations of them. I’ve even repotted all my plants to check if they’re living there.
If they’re on the walls that would make sense.
You did it! Won’t sleep tonight
Just don’t let your feet hang off the bed. Then the monsters can’t get to them
The other day I put some pants on that were on the floor. I reached into the pocket and felt something move on my hand. I beat the shit out of my own thigh for 30 seconds, fuck you brown recluse!
…it was string.
Me to my bewildered cat: https://giphy.com/gifs/jerology-jim-carrey-liar-im-kicking-my-ass-ToMjGpHLTuhSJzmcxYk
