• toofpic@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    According to the code, emergency dildo location must be clearly marked. I don’t see anything wrong.

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      1 day ago

      How about you get stopped by a cop. And you have a dildo in your car. But you are afraid that they might see it and think that you have cut off someone’s cock and are keeping it as a some sort of trophy. But with the sign on your car, no worries, because you have already warned them that you have a dildo in your car.

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        1 day ago
        • Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
        • Where is it located?
        • It’s up my ass, sir.
        • I’m gonna ask you to present it.
        • Pardon?
        • Sir, please get out of your vehicle…now slowly pull down your pants…slowly…ahh… Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight…

        Here we go, I’m writing smut.

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          1 day ago

          I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them

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            A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like “he was reaching out for a dildo!”
            Police britality!