Ouch I just stubbed my toe. Better bomb Iran about it. I burnt my mouth on my pizza rolls. Time to bomb Iran.

Maybe we could compromise and put landmines in Lindsey Graham’s backyard?

Yes, let’s escalate the conflict further, surely this will save lives!

What could possibly go wrong. I just can’t imagine any negative consequences for US from bombing Iran.

It’s Iran just the default country to blame when something bad happens?

Don’t mind him… His Russian handler threaten to release his kompromat again.