Here’s a handy way to tell if something’s true or not:

Is it true?

• Did Vladimir Putin say it’s true?
  No: Possibly true, acquire more data
  Yes: 100% categorically not true

Well, there’s your problem

Seems a little overkill to use grenades on them after their plane crashed. /s

Big ol’ black eye to the Russian TSA then, I guess.

What kind of hand grenade can rip a wing off?