• Hot Saucerman@lemmy.mlEnglish
    82·
    1 year ago

    I love the stock market. Line goes up and food becomes impossible to afford! Line goes down and we all lose our jobs! I love this fucking dumbshit criminal ponzi scheme of a system! /s

    Gamestonk go BRRRRRRRR, NFTs are the future! /s

    /s/s/s/s/s/s/s

    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
      11·
      1 year ago

      Little green pieces of paper will literally lead to the end of this stupid ape species.

      Could have had moon bases and starships but stock line go up so fuck off future I get money today!

  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
    24·
    1 year ago

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  • unphazed@lemmy.world
    7·
    1 year ago

    I’m sorry, that vowel appears to be out of your range. How about a ‘y’? It’s got a great view of the assend of most words, and a turn increase of only 34%!