“Sure, we could go out and put my billions to use helping the homeless and mentally ill and treating societal ills that lead to criminal behavior, but ehhh, I’m not really feeling it, boy wonder.”
Batman sitting around with no crime to fight should be a sign that all social wellfare is actually making a dent.
In the defense of batman he does do that, the problem is that Gotham is quite literally cursed to be a shithole. Also the damned place is infested with secret societies dedicated to making it more of a shithole. Hell im pretty sure its implied that Gotham itself produces Supervillains as a form of antibodies.
I just like that he’s sitting on a “bat box” roasting “bat-mallows”. Lol
Holy branding, batman!
Bizarro has never ceased to amaze me at his incredible creativity.
“guano1” hilarious.
The leaded diesel really adds a great flavor.
and obligatory
Hope bat cave has a CO detector!
I think this version of the batmobile used “Atomic Batteries” whatever that is. They were never clear on how it worked but we never saw them refueling the bat mobile, so its not gas or diesel.
I’m concerned about the radiation coming out the back of that thing.
That takes me back to a club I was in during the '80s. The instructor had a space heater that looked a lot like this. Basically a horizontal tube with an open flame that she used to heat her garage. She did an safety demonstration by dropping a paper towel into the flame, so we 6-year-olds would know what happens when you go near the heater. You burn, children. You burn. Effective.
So how many oddities can y’all find in this picture? I’ve found 6.
There are 5 “secret symbols”, you can tell by the 5 above the signature. Found: dynamite, pie, alien, eye, and a ‘K2’ https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols
Oh, that’s what it was about. K2 was sneaky.
Also like some others here I thought the pie was the head of some beast under the car…
I was counting g Ralph Ray was here as a separate thing. But I like your logic.
Dynamite
Gator (or whatever that is)
Alien
Text with the eye
Do you count
Guano 1
Batbox
batmellows
?
Don’t forget blueberry pie.
Oooohhhh, I see it now.
That’s the “gator”:-)
Lmao thank you for saying that. I saw the blueberry pie immediately, and found the others, but was having a hard time finding the gator.
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If we’re going full 66 Batman, the reactor fire should be lazily curling upward like a nice campfire, rather than a blowtorch.
Perfect for marshmallows!
Shame the link is dead
Zelda?
No, at the top of the comic. Bizarrocomics.com is a dead square space link.
